Monthly Archives: September 2012

Excuse me sir, but my bullshit radar is off the charts. (Using the default font. This shit is serious)

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Since the past month, Polly has found a significant other who lives in Ohio. How did they meet? ā€œI’ll never tell nyahaā€

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So they were happy and whatnot, behaving like any other couple, except half of the relationship wreaked of burned bullshit over a fire fueled with gaso-bullshit. Not only was this kid a ā€œbroken childā€, but he often asserted his own pain on our little Polly. It was quite disgusting. It wasn’tĀ  just the fact that he called her ā€œbabeā€ every few seconds (which felt like someone calling my little sister that), here’s the pic:

No, the equivalent of what I’m about to share is as painful as getting falcon kicked in the face

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And for the ladies:

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Ya…that time of the month.

What he did was way out of line. And by out of line, I mean Picasso would be jelly.

Soon after they broke up,

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